Holly? Lock the door again. I know you said it was locked (didn't you?) but I don't trust your methods. Seven, you know, is a universally revered number, lock it and unlock it seven times. Just to make sure. It would be ridiculous for someone of my caliber to get stolen from, much less to have a break-in of any sort. Aren't we supposed to have anti ( Read more... )

Kurama, congratulations, yesterday, you throughly winded me. Why, the last time that happened, it was it Xanthi, and she was far less attractive than yourself. I suppose you'll want a metal. Likewise, the wedding, when is it?

Welcome back, Niko, no I didn't try to kiss you on a buss or a plane or whatever. Would you like to fix that? And... how ( Read more... )

Ah, City, must I say I'm disappointed? How long have I been gone, a year, a month, a week, a day? And what have you done in your spare time? Have you prepared at all? Have you done nothing?

No parade?

Shameful. Though I suppose I'll forgive you with time if you produce a harem quickly enough. Well? Snap to it.

[ooc Yeah, I totally finished that ( Read more... )

A ball? Oh, you have my attention.

Who wants to go with me?

Now, this is how you celebrate winter. New Years, that was always a good holiday, wether I could remember it in the past or not. The New Years of 318 BCE was a good one, and 2000 wasn't that bad, either.

Who'll be supplying the wine?

[ooc 200 comments w00t w00t. To make my life easier ( Read more... )

Did that door just sigh at me? I think it did. How interesting.

My Email is reading itself to me in order of hits so I hear what I deem most important first, books (if you can even really call them that) are translating themselves into the language I want to read them in when I pick them up, televisions turn onto the channels I want to watch when ( Read more... )

...Interesting.

Please form lines a respectable distance away from my house, the leftmost line for those who've met me before, the middle line for... special friends and the right line for those wanting an autograph.

Mind you, any possessions lost while in line are not my concern.

Thank you for your time.

Alright, alright, for Samhain, what's everyone going to dress as? And if you plan on surprising me with your costume so I have to 'guess', keep in mind who I am and that 'tricking' is common on this holiday. Don't provoke me, I'm tempted enough.

And who's planning on stopping by my apartment for Hallowe'en?

I'm really not nocturnal, no matter what anyone thinks, I'll take my sunlight with my coffee just as much as anyone else; besides, without the sun, how would you see my lovely face?

That aside, who was affected? Who wasn't? I was too busy not caring to check, but my apathy has subsided, do inform Robin?

[ooc I tried to hold off posting him but ( Read more... )

Caliban, have you gotten something to eat, yet? I can't be held responsible should you, I'm not sure, would ‘waist away’ be the proper terminology ( Read more... )

Yes, so.

I have come to the decision that there are far too many vampires in this Zeus-forsaken place. The alternative would be werewolves, but they are generally pungent and without class, so I cannot have that, I would never get the smell from my draperies or carpet. And then I'd have to move, and very likely get all new clothing, too. And ( Read more... )